Clown Zombie Survival Tips

The clown zombies are coming! Here are some tips to help you survive:

1. Hide!
Zombies aren’t too smart. Even if you’re spotted by one, you can hide and they probably won’t be able to find you. They’re not patient either, so they’ll eventually give up and look for another brain to eat.

2.  Wear a helmet!
Safety first. Zombies aren’t strong enough to bite through a helmet, and they’re not smart enough to undo the strap.

3. Pretend to be a zombie!
In case it wasn’t already clear, zombies are pretty dumb. If you do your best blank stare and shamble around, the zombies will think you’re one of them.


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